1. smokeandacoke:

Fine! I’ll do it. I’ll murder the owner, surgically alter myself to look like him, show up at his job every day, go on caring for his family, and make all the mortgage payments on time.
Now can I get naked and jump in the pool?

    smokeandacoke:

    Fine! I’ll do it. I’ll murder the owner, surgically alter myself to look like him, show up at his job every day, go on caring for his family, and make all the mortgage payments on time.

    Now can I get naked and jump in the pool?

    (Source: jaminpaul)

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